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THE MAGIC SHORTCUTS TO NET-SURFING 
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ASAP     - As Soon As Possible
BOFH     - Bastard Operator From Hell
BRB      - Be Right back (Some use it as Big Red Button!?!)
BTW      - By The Way
CIS      - Consumer Information Service (of CompuServe)
CU       - See Ya! (or "See You!" if correctly speaking =)
CUL8R    - See You Later
F2F      - Face To Face
FAQ      - Frequently Asked Questions
FWTW     - For What It's Worth
FYI      - For Your Information
GMTA     - Great Minds Think Alike
GD&RF    - Grinning, Ducking and Running Fast
HHOK     - Ha, Ha, Only Kidding!
INYFEG   - Insert Your Favourite Ethnic Group
IMCO     - In My Considered Opinion
IMHO     - In My Humble Opinion
IWTBF    - Information Wants To Be Free
JADP     - Just Another Data Point
JIC      - Just In Case
L8R      - Later
LOL      - Laughing Out Loud 
MUD      - Multiple User Dungeon
NRN      - No Response Necessary
OBTW     - Oh, By The Way
OIC      - Oh, I See!
OTF      - On The Floor
OTOH     - On The Other Hand
OTTH     - On The Third Hand
PITA     - Pain In The Arse
PMFJI    - Pardon Me For Jumping In
PMJI     - Pardon My Jumping In
PPN      - Programmer Project Number; ie, a CIS user's id#
ROTFL    - Rolling On The Floor Laughing
RSN      - Real Soon Now
RTFM     - Read The Fucking Manual (replace Fucking for Friendly if wanted)
TFS      - Thanks For Sharing
TPTB     - The Powers That Be (Those in power)
TSR      - Terminate and Stay Resident program
W8       - Wait
WYSIWYG  - What You See Is What You Get
YOYOW    - You Own Your Own Words